Performance Shorts

Shorts built to go from the beach to the gym (and back again on a good day)
White Bay Area All-Star Shorts

White Bay Area All-Star Shorts

Regular price $60.00
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Bay Area All- Star Shorts
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Grass Man Short
Grass Man Short

Grass Man Short

Regular price $60.00
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Designed for Northern California's Grass volleyball tournament: the Silicon Valley Grass Man. These shorts could be worn by Conor McGregor in a UFC bout or by you while playing triples with your friends. Limited release, 50 pairs made.

These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner. 

Fabric & Fit Details:

  • Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric 
  • Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
  • 7" inch inseam
  • Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
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Ego Is Not Your Amigo Short

Ego Is Not Your Amigo Short

Regular price $60.00
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The Ego Is Not Your Amigo short features a psychedelic sunburst pattern, a compression athletic liner, and the Dimes Coin patch on the left leg. 

These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner. 

Fabric & Fit Details:

  • Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric 
  • Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
  • 7" inch inseam
  • Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out

Rarity: 100 shorts made

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Aliens Believe In Us Short

Aliens Believe In Us Short

Regular price $60.00
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The Aliens Believe In Us short features a psychedelic sunburst pattern, a compression athletic liner, and the Dimes Coin patch on the left leg. 

These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner. 

Fabric & Fit Details:

  • Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric 
  • Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
  • 7" inch inseam
  • Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out

Rarity: 100 shorts made

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Great Day for a Great Day Short

Great Day for a Great Day Short

Regular price $60.00
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The Great Day for a Great Day short features a psychedelic sunburst pattern, a compression athletic liner, and the Dimes Coin patch on the left leg. 

These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner. 

Fabric & Fit Details:

  • Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric 
  • Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
  • 7" inch inseam
  • Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out

Rarity: 100 shorts made

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