The Seacliff Short. The cement grey base layer draws from the famous cement boat at Seacliff beach: the S.S. Palo Alto. Accompanied by the Clown PFP above the pocket and an "easter egg" logo on the back.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
Inspired by the Presidio of San Francisco, the terra cotta color of the historic Presidio structures anchor this short with a Golden Gate waistband and two San Francisco Bay blue striped along the right leg.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
These pastel yellow shorts are inspired by the famous "Painted Ladies" located on the gentle slope of Steiner Street in San Francisco.
Our performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Light pink base layer with the 'Beautiful Monster' font logo on the front. Volley Is Cool word mark on the back accompanied by the an "easter egg" pocket design.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
These limited edition shorts were made for the 2023 Bay Area All Star Game.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
These limited edition shorts were made for the 2023 Bay Area All Star Game.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
Designed for Northern California's Grass volleyball tournament: the Silicon Valley Grass Man. These shorts could be worn by Conor McGregor in a UFC bout or by you while playing triples with your friends. Limited release, 50 pairs made.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
The Ego Is Not Your Amigo short features a psychedelic sunburst pattern, a compression athletic liner, and the Dimes Coin patch on the left leg.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
The Aliens Believe In Us short features a psychedelic sunburst pattern, a compression athletic liner, and the Dimes Coin patch on the left leg.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
The Great Day for a Great Day short features a psychedelic sunburst pattern, a compression athletic liner, and the Dimes Coin patch on the left leg.
These performance shorts have a classic athletic fit, falling just above the knee. You can wear these bad boys straight from the gym to the beach without missing a beat. Go commando in confidence with the breathable, boxer-brief liner.
Fabric & Fit Details:
Soft lightweight ultra stretch fabric
Easy fit with a boxer brief liner
7" inch inseam
Zippered pockets to keep your key safe while surfing, or your phone in place while working out
